Well, I was never gone. Just lost my password for a couple of years. Who knew you could reset the password just by the click of a button?
Anyway. Let's talk beer! I like beer. Beer makes me happy. Beer makes women good looking. And believe me, some of the groupies I have nailed over the last years ar UUUUUGLY. Beer googles saves the day.
This weekend me and the Killer Slugz had a gig at a place outside London. Crowded! Two groupies fought about Izzy, so it ended with that somebody called the cops and Izzy banged both of them before the cops arrived. The I banged the female cop while the other cop put handcuffs on the groupies. :)
Next week we play back in L.A. again. Home sweet home. Until then I will be doing a charity gig in a balloon somewhere outside New York. Hope we don't fly to far off the grid. I will bring a lot of beer.
Well, until next time! Heavy metal in the night!
