Wow, where was I?

Whoa! I've been to Vegas! I have no pics but the proof is written on my pecker! Some groupie has written: "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" on it. But when I found it I could only reed the text: "What Vegas". Get it? :)

Me, Izzy and Yo yo was in Vegas last week to perform with Tenacious D. A huge success, of course :)

Don't remember much more from the last two weeks.
I'll try to remember what will happen this weekend...

Heavy metal in the night!
/Rocco

Talk about blackout!

I thought I'd be back in LA by now, but when I woke up this afternoon, it turned out I was in New York. Apparently I had told my private jet crew to drop me off in NYC to visit some woman, and that they should fly Yo-Yo back to Rio. I woke up in some super model's appartment with her fucking chiwawa or something licking my balls. I accidentally happened to kick the little dog out the window... 54 floors up. I think it must have been some kind of fucking bat, cat or flying dog because the dog landed safely in the park. And hey, if a dog weighs less than a fucking pillow, it lands safely.
The super model on the other hand was not so happy, so she kicked me out of her apartment. No biggie... Her neighbor is a famous TV star from a very popular TV-show, and she wanted some Rocco... So I gave it to her... 4 times :)

This weekend I have been in Gothenburg, Sweden, for a gig at a local pub, called Dancin' Dingo. Izzy, Yo-Yo and Pee Eric Dee was there as well so we were almost the full set of the band. It was our first gig since Roo went and died, so we were a bit shaky, but the ladies at Dingo was as charming as always and I think I went home with a pair of sisters... Their dad kicked me out afterwards, so... Logic...

Well, it's time for my breakfast beer now, so...

Heavy metal in the night!

/Rocco Thunder

I made a new song lyrics!

I was watching the Swedish Song Contest or what the fuck it's called the other day... The song that ended up as number 2. Get it? Number One = Piss, Number Two = taking a shit. The song was sung by a dude called Danny Sausage or something (fitting name concidering the placement, hehe). Anyway... The "song" was called "In the Club" and the phrase "In the Club" is repeated about 47 times during the song. I mean: WTF?!?! Modern song writers can't write lyrics! I heard some shitty song with the lyrics "Barbara Streisand"... Two fucking words! And it's a radio hit! Jeeesus! Either there is something gravely wrong with the lyrics composer or with the Swedes... perhaps both!

Me and Izzy visited a couple of friends at their summer cabin last weekend, and we had a blast. They burned some crap from their garden and me and Izzy burned some weed. We put whatever we could find into the fire. TV's, computers, carpets, pillows, furniture. And then I wrote some lyrics inspired by the moment and as a protest to the swedish pop industry. It's called "I love metal", and here it is...

I love metal

Verse 1:
I love metal
I love metal
I love metal
I love metal

Refr:

Metal
Metal
Metal
Metal

Verse 2:
I love metal
I love metal
I love metal
I love metal

Refr:

Metal
Metal
Metal
Metal

Bridge:

F.U.C.K.I.N.G

Refr:

Metal
Metal
Metal
Metal

Repeat x4 and end metal style


Well, that's it for this time, folks!

Now, I'm gonna fill some blonde chick with my special sauce!

Heavy Metal In The Night, everybody!
/Rocco

This is the blog of Rocco! First post!

Hello, music lovers!
I was told by my agent that I should start a blog. "What the fuck is a blog?" I said. So I googled it. Modern shit... Anyway. A blog is like a online diary. When i think of blogs I think of these weird, very ugly chicks with absolutely no brains but loads of silicone who actually thinks people are looking up to them. So here is my blog! I don't give a rat's ass about blogging bimbos unless I fuck them and even then I don't care... That's why I dont fuck blogging bimbos... They would only blog about me and the multiples I gave them. "Nag, nag, yada, yada, kindof" ;)
Anyway!
I just woke up and I noticed it's fucking winter again! Hellooo! Snow is sooo february! (to quote the bimbos).
I hope it's the last snow we see this season. I don't like winter. I'm a summer kind of dude. There is nothing rock'n'roll about winter. It's more like a gay season. just look at Wham! and their hit Last Christmas... 
I have recently done some work with Izzy and some friends of ours who dresses up in Star Wars costumes and collect money for charity. There are two cool dudes called Janne and Jonas, who are doing this CD with star wars related cover versions of old cool rock songs, and me and Izzy helped them with two new songs: "I love biker scouts" that is a cover on my ex Joan's "I love Rock'n'Roll" and the legend Johnny Cash's Ghostriders in the Sky is now called "TIE-Fighters in the sky". Two great songs, actually. The music videos are in post-production and will be released soon.
Ok, enough of this! I need a beer!
Heavy metal in the night!
/Rocco Thunder