onsdag 16 mars 2011

I made a new song lyrics!

I was watching the Swedish Song Contest or what the fuck it's called the other day... The song that ended up as number 2. Get it? Number One = Piss, Number Two = taking a shit. The song was sung by a dude called Danny Sausage or something (fitting name concidering the placement, hehe). Anyway... The "song" was called "In the Club" and the phrase "In the Club" is repeated about 47 times during the song. I mean: WTF?!?! Modern song writers can't write lyrics! I heard some shitty song with the lyrics "Barbara Streisand"... Two fucking words! And it's a radio hit! Jeeesus! Either there is something gravely wrong with the lyrics composer or with the Swedes... perhaps both!

Me and Izzy visited a couple of friends at their summer cabin last weekend, and we had a blast. They burned some crap from their garden and me and Izzy burned some weed. We put whatever we could find into the fire. TV's, computers, carpets, pillows, furniture. And then I wrote some lyrics inspired by the moment and as a protest to the swedish pop industry. It's called "I love metal", and here it is...

I love metal

Verse 1:
I love metal
I love metal
I love metal
I love metal

Refr:

Metal
Metal
Metal
Metal

Verse 2:
I love metal
I love metal
I love metal
I love metal

Refr:

Metal
Metal
Metal
Metal

Bridge:

F.U.C.K.I.N.G

Refr:

Metal
Metal
Metal
Metal

Repeat x4 and end metal style


Well, that's it for this time, folks!

Now, I'm gonna fill some blonde chick with my special sauce!

Heavy Metal In The Night, everybody!
/Rocco

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